Heartbreaker

Miss Samantha,

Remember a few posts back when I told you that I was feelings things again for Doctor, who I haven't heard from since last February when he slept with me and then his crazy gf (she's a stupid girl) blocked him out of my life?

Heard from him today.

Well on that day, I sent him an email to the only email I had of him. I know his email has changed but I was sure that at some point he would check it again. And he did, tonight. What I wrote in the email was:

"I need to hear from you. Just tell me if you are doing ok. Where are you living? How are things going? I miss you. -Carrie

He wrote back tonight:

"I rarely check this email. I'm doing well, med school here is great. I'm class president. I hope everything is going will with you. Again, I'm sorry for the way things turned out. I doubt anything is going to change in our communication for as long as I'm with gf. The whole situation is still a rough spot for us. Be happy. Do good." -Doctor

I think I'm done with that. That was a condescending email. He's not worth my time anymore. Lame. I hope he fails out of medical school. Not replying.

Miss you.

xoxo Carrie

Single Ladies

Miss Samantha,

I stumbled across an awesome website today... the Best of Craigslist. Check out this post:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1363379397.html

Hilarious. I want this girl to be our friend.

Secondly, to all the stupid girls:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/1353695841.html

Here are the only life lessons you'll need.

xoxo Carrie

Smack That

Dearest Samantha,

Congrats on almost being done work. On to the next chapter... :)
I just started my new job here in the city yesterday. It was a long and crazy day and today was no better. Today gave me the opportunity to see a number of new, young arrivals to the city to begin their post-secondary journey. One of the things I couldn't help but notice is the way young girls dress and present themselves. I was appauled. The skank-factor just increased by 20 fold here. Ridiculous.

There were so many unclassy and slutty-looking girls, that I couldn't help but stare. I mean, boobs hanging out, short shorts so short I could see their bums, and long, dry blonde hair backcombed so much that it looked like they had 4 Bump-Its in it. (Side note: I want one of those for Christmas... a ShamWow and SlapChopper, too). Why is this the new "attractive" norm? I think that they look like dirty, unkempt Barbie dolls. The worst part is that they all have huge heads because guys give them attention for looking this way. Guaranteed that at least 45% of the Dirt Barbies got laid tonight, too. Welcome to college.

I've had enough of that shit.

What about the girls with short, cute brown hair, who fully clothe themselves, while still maintaining a secret and mysterious sex appeal? I, for one (and I will put money on you being in the same boat), like wearing my clothes and would rather only expose my breasts and genitals to a guy who deserves it. I wish young girls realized that the boys that are going to want you in the future and will stick around long-term aren't just trying to fuck you during your first week of college and are the ones who don't really want you to have slept with your entire campus before you graduate in four years. Maybe I'm the only one who shares these views. Seriously, have your fun this week, but then its time to grow up. And if I see you at the bar in your no-clothes outfits, I'm going to punch you in the face. Have some respect for yourself, please.

I also ran into an old fling today. He looks amazing still and I was intriguingly attracted to him. He is one of those people that I think I will always crush on - sorry FP. We will call him B-Man, because he is a business man and I'm sure there will be more stories to follow about him and his "crew." I will for sure see him Thursday, and FP visits Friday... fun is sure to ensue.

On another note, I got a new bed yesterday and I'm breaking it in this weekend! :)

Miss you incredibly,
-Crazy City Carrie

She's a Maniac

So before i start my rant i must comment on your last post, which i certainly found hilarious....and i agree, one nite stands are not often something that provide an over exciting feast of foreplay...maybe why most people have regrets, lol

But i have to leave that topic for a moment and discuss something that happened last nite, it was a head shaken moment in my books for all women. I was out for an evening of socializing and enjoying myself with convo and drinks. A male friend in our group decided we should move our party to the other bar in town(i can say "the" other-cause in this small town thats the options, ha)

anyway....we go over there, since that is where his gf was hanging with her friend and he wanted to go over and socialize(make a good impression on these friends). It was actually kinda cute to watch him go outta his way to talk to her friend and flirt a bit....BUT the stupid gf got all pissed off at him and jealous CAUSE, he flattered her friend and not her....OMG!!!!! REALLY!!!! then an little drama occured and the whole dynamics of the socializing changed and he was pissy and she was all pouty...F*CK ME!!

You know it drives me crazy when a female who has no reason to be jealous IS so insecure with themselves they need to create drama so they can feel important and special again....if he is your bf and your relationship is at all worthwhile, just b/c he told your gf(who btw also had her bf there)that she looked good....it does not mean you didnt look good!!!

And...
even if you looked like a trash can, why is pouting and acting like a three yr old throwing a temper tantrum going to make you look hotter????
I can't even write a lesson for this disgracful performance because there are so mant obvious ones to choose from....

I will comment a final thot....... i do not appreciate couples who get into this drama and make what was my fun nite and turn it sour, nothing worse then leaving the nite on that note....As the couple who has issues---we all know your gonna work it out and have amazing make-up sex(good for you), i however ask that you start your fighting then on the drunken walk home....after i've left!!!
thank you

-small town samantha

Why, Why, Why

Small Town Samantha,

Let's talk about this Facebook comment for a second. My boss sent me this as a forward (and a reminder) about how stupid, stupid, stupid it is to bitch about your job and boss over Facebook. I wish I could see this girl's face in that picture so I could hunt her down and tell her how effing dumb she is. Seriously? SERIOUSLY!? Who would ever, EVER write that on Facebook? And who could be so stupid as to forget they have their boss as a "friend"? Just further proof to my theory that if you're not actually my friend, you do not get to be my "friend" via the internet.

On another note, I do actually hate my boss right now (well my boss's boss), but she started holidays today and will be off until the day before my last day at this job. WOO! She was beginning to drive me off the wall with her bipolar-type personality. Ridiculous. The office is so much friendlier and calm and relaxing when she is gone :)

Anyways, just thought I send a quick note since you won't be back for another couple days. Hope the heat hasn't got to you yet :)

-Crazy City Carrie

Stupid Girls

Dear Carrie

I wish i could understand the joy girls get from stupidity too...i may be more empathetic to their situations then just to think of them as pathetic...
It frustruates me to hear girls who think being dumb is cute, not sure who started that rage but i'm pretty sure by the year 2009 we could move on...i am not only talking about the girls who act stupid in the "brains" dept but the ones who act stupid in the "dating" dept.

The worst offenders of all are the "omg,I was like,so drunk..."chics who think that just because they swallowed a shot of mouthwash it allows them to act totally smashed and gives them a "do me free" card to act like a whore.... and then cry about it to whoever will listen when the guy gets up after pounding on her for five seconds and walks away....(and you know who you are-boy who has done that in my past,haha)

I wish that women who have the desire to hook up with someone would not feel the need to be ashamed by it and then make up an excuse for doing it..just admit you did and move on.

Lesson Learned #2- If you need to make up an excuse---maybe you shouldn't be doing it!(literally)

Miss you much!
talk soon

Something's Gotta Give

Small Town Samantha,

I feel like lately I am surrounded by dumb, stupid girls who are so crazy they cannot realize when they are making fools of themselves and everyone around them is laughing.

Tonight, when I was hanging out with FP, we were watching Dragon's Den (you know, the show on CBC where people with weird inventions are trying to convince the richest people in Canada to invest in their ideas... cool concept, and really funny when they get shut down). Anyways, there was this woman who decided she would try to market her dog, a really fat pug named Wrinkles, and create "Children's Reality Photograph Books". I almost died laughing. She actually thinks that kids are going to want to read about a dog and look at pictures with captions like, "This is my mommy" and, "I like to chew shoes." She also thinks she is going to sell 1 million copies. And she was dead serious. One of the investors asked her why. Her response was, "well did you ever buy Clifford books for your kids? why wouldn't you want a story about a real dog?" Uh, probably because he's not big and red, I can't ride him and I already have a real dog. Get your shit together lady.

Where have all the smart girls gone? They are ruining it for the rest of us.

*Crazy City Carrie