Stupid Girls

Dear Carrie

I wish i could understand the joy girls get from stupidity too...i may be more empathetic to their situations then just to think of them as pathetic...
It frustruates me to hear girls who think being dumb is cute, not sure who started that rage but i'm pretty sure by the year 2009 we could move on...i am not only talking about the girls who act stupid in the "brains" dept but the ones who act stupid in the "dating" dept.

The worst offenders of all are the "omg,I was like,so drunk..."chics who think that just because they swallowed a shot of mouthwash it allows them to act totally smashed and gives them a "do me free" card to act like a whore.... and then cry about it to whoever will listen when the guy gets up after pounding on her for five seconds and walks away....(and you know who you are-boy who has done that in my past,haha)

I wish that women who have the desire to hook up with someone would not feel the need to be ashamed by it and then make up an excuse for doing it..just admit you did and move on.

Lesson Learned #2- If you need to make up an excuse---maybe you shouldn't be doing it!(literally)

Miss you much!
talk soon

Something's Gotta Give

Small Town Samantha,

I feel like lately I am surrounded by dumb, stupid girls who are so crazy they cannot realize when they are making fools of themselves and everyone around them is laughing.

Tonight, when I was hanging out with FP, we were watching Dragon's Den (you know, the show on CBC where people with weird inventions are trying to convince the richest people in Canada to invest in their ideas... cool concept, and really funny when they get shut down). Anyways, there was this woman who decided she would try to market her dog, a really fat pug named Wrinkles, and create "Children's Reality Photograph Books". I almost died laughing. She actually thinks that kids are going to want to read about a dog and look at pictures with captions like, "This is my mommy" and, "I like to chew shoes." She also thinks she is going to sell 1 million copies. And she was dead serious. One of the investors asked her why. Her response was, "well did you ever buy Clifford books for your kids? why wouldn't you want a story about a real dog?" Uh, probably because he's not big and red, I can't ride him and I already have a real dog. Get your shit together lady.

Where have all the smart girls gone? They are ruining it for the rest of us.

*Crazy City Carrie

Halo!

Dear Crazy City Carrie,

You go HO!! I am giggling at your crazy situation but by far do i think you should be hanging your head....no guy i know would be...Some dumb ass group of mansluts are toasting to some "player" who just hooked up with two girls in as short amount of time. Bout time we get to enjoy equal opportunity to the full emtreme of its design(as long as your safe about it!)

It reminds me of the time when me and my old roommate used to tear up the town and cause our own trouble...haha..We hooked up after a nite of fun at the local bar with these two brothers. They suggested going over to their place for a drink...now when a guy asks me to come over to their place i have always assumed they meant their place, until this day when my gf and i discovered it also included "the parents place who is outta town"--not cool! haha

So anyway long story short, we "checked out the bedrooms" and when i got bored i left and yelled at my gf to see if she was almost done...she asked for five more minute(confirming my thots that i had picked the worse of the two brothers) and i snooped around the house in my waiting process.

Surprised and a lil annoyed that the brother i ended up with was not only requiring a little assistance on his "decorating"skills but was also just an inconsiderate ass who couldnt even make his way outta the bedroom...so in that annoyance, once my friend was out and ready to leave...i decided to take the fantastic looking turkey that was sitting in the freezer,after all thankgiving was only a week away! haha

Lesson Learned #1: I think EVERY girl should get "something" outta it!

Never did find out how his thanksgiving went...lol..but the best part about that nite was that my gf and i actually made that fantastic turkey and had a couple of new guys over to impress them with our cooking skills and for a group of poor college kids we were kinda the cats meow....haha, good kitty!

See we all have crazy stories to look back on and laugh about, yours two will make someone's day! MADE MINE!!!

Good Girls Gone Bad

Dear Small Town Samantha,

God, I miss you since moving back to the big city. Things just aren't the same without you. I have to fill you in on the craziness that is my life right now.

So I finally met some guys. The single life is finally getting fun. I was out with some friends the other night watching the game and started eye flirting with this guy who had a ridiculous t-shirt on. On my way back from the bathroom, I stopped by him and said, "Hey, nice shirt" and game him a wink. Later on, he sent some shots over, so I sent my number over. He texted me later on that night and told me his name was RigPig. We left that lounge and moved next door. He convinced his friends to follow us over. As I was chatting with some girls, he sent me a text asking if he should come over. I told him not to bother, not thinking anything of it. I got pretty tired after that, so decided to head home. On the way out, I gave him a wink. Probably not going to hear from him again.

Au contraire, he texted me on Tuesday asking if he could take me out. I told him I was busy, getting back into school and maybe some other time. Boy wouldn't let up. On Friday, after class, I was in a good mood so I finally said ok. We just went for a drink, had a nice chat, got a little tipsy, then I told him we could hang out again sometime... afterall, he did pay for the drinks. So I'm thinking sometime = maybe next week. But in RigPig language it apparently means he texts me 15 minutes later to ask what I was doing that night. Decided to take a risk and go out with him again... twice in one day. Awkward? Whatever. It was a good time... we totally made out the whole time. Now he won't stop texting me. Obvs, not looking for anything too serious right now, so I'll do him for awhile. He is pretty good. And the whole badboy thing turns me on.

Boy #2: I met this other guy a couple of weeks ago at kickboxing. Really hot, pretty tall, dark hair, cleanly shaven... what every girl (well, us) fawns over. First thing I say to Cat: "I'm totally going to tap that." She concurred. Then he started talking... much hotter when he just stands there. (Oh yea, and his name is FP.) Went out for dinner and drinks a few times, I wanted to kill myself. But he is nice to look at during kickboxing. RigPig is so winning.

This is where life gets interesting. Last week, I went home "sick" from work early. Instead of going home, went over to FP's. He was on his way out of town... I was thinking it was going to be a long weekend... and just needed to get some. It was hot. Literally. No air conditioning. Bah. Still... it was hot. On my way out, got a text from RigPig. He wanted to hang out. Headed home, showered, then went over to his house. We totally did it. RigPig & FP in one day. Within 3 hours. Awesome. Now I'm feeling a little ho-y. Should I? I mean, come on, summer of fun, right?

Miss ya,
Crazy City Carrie